Highlight of the game
Have an Orlando Bloom imitating Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow on your dash
this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
He smiled understandingly—much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced—or seemed to face—the whole external world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understood you just so far as you wanted to be understood, believed in you as you would like to believe in yourself, and assured you that it had precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.
Based on this College Humor post
I’m not a Brazilian fan and I wasn’t rooting for them but I never wanted them to lose like that.
Joke of the day: How many hearts are being broken right now?
Answer: A Brazillion
What is a German’s favourite drink?
Really wishing Neymar and Silva were in the game 😩
Oh my gosh.
Everyone to the Brazil team as we watch the Brazil vs Germany game.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*